Wheatus- Teenage Dirtbag

                                                                 "Teenage Dirtbag"

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

            Okay I could listen to this song a thousand times a day if we had that much time. It says so many things about people and kids in school. Just think of how many kids have thought this way about a girl or boy. I think it's so sweet that he loves her after she treats him like utter s***. He's just a guy that loves her for her, wants to take her to an Iron Maiden concert, and thinks that she's another teenage dirtbag just like him.

            He wants to be accepted and he wants this one girl to give at least just a small d*** about him. That's not a lot to ask for. If Noel were real I'd say dump her jock boyfriend and go for the cute dweeb.